PooLand™ - Employee Handbook

Thank you for choosing a PooLand™ career.

This employee handbook will guide you as you begin your daily mission to bring a hearty dollop of joy to the visitors of the park.

You'll learn about our policies and operation, including correct costume standards, how to deal with 'floaters', perfect selfie etiquette, and how to stay on the right side of the PooLand™ Undercover Compliance Enforcers.

We look forward to working with you.

This comic is an 18 page new employee handbook - guiding you through your new role as a 'sloppy-joe character operative.'

You'll learn how to deal with sudden kinks in your costume air-pipe, how to correctly position yourself in park photographs, as well as learn the full approved 'Sloppy-Joe phrase list'. 

You'll laugh, you'll cry (at your newfound day-to-day corporate hellscape reality!)

Hope you like it - created winter 2024 over a couple of months. If you did - please consider following me on instagram (@alanphabet) - be good to see ya.

thanks, 

alan